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【the ❝TAG ME ON MY FAVORITE MEMES❞ post】

GENERAL FLUFF MEMES:
TICKLE MEME
MASSAGE MEME
AFFECTIONATE PHYSICAL CONTACT MEME

SMUT MEMES:
ADOLESCENT SEXUAL EXPLORATION MEME
MIDFUCK MEME
HENTAI TROPES MEME credit to

gearbox
ORAL FIXATION MEME

The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading. Others potentially by request if I can muster up the voice.

Instructions:
1) Refer to the list of favorite memes above! Pick one, and if applicable, a numbered scenario from said meme.

2) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses, a thread starter, and which meme/scenario you want to play.

3) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

4) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Sanageyama can't help but notice Yang's very clear body language.]

Hm. It's more sore than I expected. I'll have to adjust.

[He slows down his movement rate and lets up on the pressure slightly. It's still enough to work, but hopefully it'll involve less pain.]

Better?

[She's still bearing with the pain, but it does seem to start giving way to mild relaxation as he lets up. Yang finally lets out a breath through her mouth, groaning a bit as she does.]

Nnnngh... yeah. That's a lot better.

[Sanageyama leans his head closer to Yang's ear and speaks gently, letting his breath tickle it as it passes over.]

I'm happy to hear it. After all, I want you to enjoy this.

[He doesn't relent, continuing to work away the knots in her back.]

Ohhhh yeah. I'm definitely enjoying it.

[She shivers a bit as his breath hits her ear, leaning back to press against him a little while he keeps working.]

Good. Very good.

[He continues to work that one spot with his one hand, and lowers his other hand to massage further down her back. In the meantime, he'll enjoy the feeling of her bare back and her hair pressed against his skin.]

And I wouldn't want to forget to work down here.

Mmmm... yeah, definitely down there.

[She won't even begrudge him a little squeeze at her rear, were he so inclined. The massage is great, but Yang is always up for getting a little frisky.]

Any other specific areas where you're sore?

[He'll hold off on it for the moment. He wants to enjoy a romantic atmosphere a bit longer before things end up getting sexual, assuming they do.]

Don't hold back. For now, your wish is my command.

Better get all over, just to be sure.

[She leans back, wiggling her butt back and forth over his crotch.]

[Sanageyama can already feel the blood rushing to his loins as Yang does that. Oh, you tease. He reaches down and gives her posterior a firm squeeze.]

You naughty girl. What ever shall I do with you?

That's a good start.

[Wiggle wiggle!]

[At this point, Yang can probably feel the hardness that's currently rising in Sanageyama's crotch. He continues to rub her ass, with his hand occasionally sliding down to her thigh.]

How does your back feel now? Because I just had an idea...but I'll have to move my hand to partake in it, and I don't want to leave a job half-finished.

Loosey goosey and ready for action!

[She cranes her neck around to whisper in his ear.]

So what kind of action did you have in mind?

[Sanageyama grins. He also has a glint in his eye.]

Well, for starters...

[After one more caress, he suddenly moves his hand from under her thigh. He then reaches around with both hands and clutches both of Yang's ample breasts, lifting them just enough so that he's holding them up instead of the water's buoyancy.]

I figured your back could use something of a break!

[He then begins to sink his fingers into them, giving them a massage of their own. All except his index finger -- he's moving them up to rub her nipples.]

Mmmmmmm...

[Yang lets out a low sensual moan at that, wiggling her hips back and forth as she relaxes into the massage to keep teasing him under the water.]

Yeah, that's definitely good...

[At this point, there's no hiding Sanageyama's erection. He is very clearly enjoying every minute of this as he digs his fingers into the soft mounds of flesh he's holding while his index fingers press and rub at Yang's nipples. He also rubs his growth along the side of one of her thighs.]

Good. I've been wanting this ever since you dangled these ripe melons in front of me when I first slipped into the tub.

I wonder who'll last longer before asking for the main event?

[His cock is itching for some love at the moment, but he can keep going -- and he doesn't want to stop fondling Yang just yet anyway.]

[It doesn't take long for Yang's nipples to perk up under the attention of his fingers, and she's not shy at all about moaning as much as she feels like in reaction to the attention.]

Mmmmm... I wonder...

[She feels that action against her thigh, and reaches down under the water to start stroking him. Looks like someone's upping the ante.]

Nngh...playing hardball...ahhh...are we?

[There's no doubt that Yang's hand on his member feels plenty good. And he's certainly enjoying fondling her breasts. He slides his thumbs up toward her nipples, grasping both of them between two fingers and rolling them up and down them now that they're hard.]

Fine...I'll respond in kind!

[Carefully positioning his legs, Sanageyama lifts one of his feet up. He pokes around a bit with his toes, first touching Yang's inner thigh, then her upper groin. Eventually, he finds what he's looking for, and begins to gently drum his toes along the outside of Yang's nether region.]

You... mmmmm... y-you know it!

[Yang's definitely feeling the heat here as he keeps playing with her nipples, and her back arches once again when he starts rolling them around.]

Bring it o-ooooooh...!

[The sentence is almost finished as he finds a good spot, Yang's entire body shuddering pleasurably as she nearly melts into the water. But she can't give up here, and keeps pumping his cock with her hand as her fingers move to tickle his balls.]

Heh...I found the right spot...!

[Sanageyama flashes a victorious grin as he starts rubbing his big toe against Yang's clit and continues working on her breasts. Her body language only made her more enticing during all of this -- when she's feeling good, she's even more arousing.

Of course, it's easier said than done to keep his own cool as Yang is giving him a handjob.]

Oh geez--!

[The smile fades away from his face as his abdomen tightens up and his hips press forward. It almost seems to make his (admittedly modest) length still longer. His scrotum also tightens up against Yang's fingers in spite of the hot water they're bathing in.]

Hah! That was unexpected...

Ah... hah... w-wow...

[Yang's hips start to press up against his foot, wanting to get more of that pleasant friction. But she's not forgetting their little race, either, and now she starts to tease the head of his cock with one finger as the others work to jack him off.]

Hehehe... getting close yet?

[Sanageyama reacts to Yang pressing her hips forward with delight and presses his toe harder against the spot it’s rubbing. Additionally, he begins to tighten the fingers working her nipples, squeezing them as the rest of his fingers continue to press further into the supple skin of her generous breasts.]

Hah… Not even...mmngh… close…!

[Was it a bluff? Hard to say. Of course, if she made him cum before he could work his way into her body, this whole thing could go to waste. Hard to say if his package would be up for more if that happened.

But in the meantime, he uses his head to gently move her hair away from the back of her neck. He lets his nose trail very slightly against her skin, then places his lips there. This leads into a series of kisses, with his tongue gently drawing a pattern on the back of her neck. It works his way up to where her head and neck meet, then follows that line to the side, then down to her shoulders. Every so often there’s a brief pause as his muscles seize up, then relax more, in reaction to the rubbing she’s giving him down below.]

Do you like that?

Ah... hah...! G-good! Me-ee! E... either.

[Which is, of course, a bluff on her part. It's pretty obvious just how strong of an effect he's having on her right now, between the nipple tweaking and the continued action down below. He's rewarded with a full body shiver at the kisses, too.]

Ah... ahhhh... y-yeah...

[Pretense is gone at this point. She'd even abandon their game now if he asked for it.]

I think I got lucky this time.

[Sanageyama is now thinking perhaps he had a major advantage in being behind her. It was hard to do things for him by reaching back except to tease his cock and his nuts, or rub her ass and hair all over him. Whereas he had access to almost any given point on Yang's body.

However, just watching Yang drown in her own arousal was turning him on immensely -- and it was only furthered by the knowledge that he was the one pleasuring her. So much so that he was eager to turn her around and fuck her.

So with that in mind, he leans in closer, and whispers gently into her ear:]

It sounds like you're ready. Do you want me to fuck you?

You're about to get lucky.

[Either way, they'll both get what they want. There was no way she was going to tease him so much that he'd come anywhere but inside her. And now that they're both heated up, she's eager to get just that conclusion.]

Thought you'd never ask. C'mere.

[Wrapping her arms eagerly around his shoulders, she presses a kiss to his lips as she pulls him close. She's ready and waiting - all he needs to do is slip inside.]

[Sanageyama grins as he leans into the kiss, giving as much as Yang is giving to him in that department. There's probably plenty of tongue, as well, as he wraps his arms around her waist and pulls her close enough that he can feel her breasts pushing against his pecs.]

Then here it comes. Get ready.

[He draws his sword back, pressing his pelvis up against the back of the hot tub. Once he's sure they're more or less lined up, he presses forward. He very quickly finds Yang's pussy and gleefully presses his length into it.]

Oh God...!

[Hot damn that feels good. The handjob Yang was giving him only a minute ago could only pale in comparison to the real deal.]

God, you feel every bit as delectable as you look.

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And now that song is stuck in my head.