CALL ME OUT MEME
The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.
Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.
2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.
3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!
Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.
2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.
3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

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Look, being honest can get you rewards.
[And she'll be sure to remind him of that sooner or later. Kaguya liked having something to hold over others.]
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Ohhhh...
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If you want any more, you need to beg for it.
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Please, Princess. Ya do this for me, and I'll do anythin' you want. Massages every day, cookin', cleanin', serenade ya with violin music - name it. For as long as yer a guest of Ylisse.
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I believe that sounds fair. And should you fail to hold up your end of the bargain, there will be no place in this kingdom or beyond you will be able to hide from your shame.
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[Brady lets out a brief groan as Kaguya strokes him with her foot, his breathing quickening as he nods.]
Y-yeah... I get it.
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Good. I'd hate to have to repeat myself.
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[Brady closes his eyes for a moment as Kaguya's foot moves back and forth, but he quickly opens them again to watch her in action.]
Yeah, just like that...
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I believe you forgot the magic word.
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Ah... p-please. Please keep goin'!
[Honestly, what he'd really love is to get those robes of his out of the way and feel her on his skin, but he's not even sure what else he could bargain away to her for that particular pleasure. This does, however, result in a mostly unconscious adjusting of his robes with his hands while she's stopped, opening them up just slightly.]
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But he did say please. So she continued rubbing him just a little bit. She could tell what he wanted. His shifting of his robes wasn't very subtle. She wouldn't mention it though. If he wanted more, he'd need to request it.]
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And finally, of course, he has to ask.]
P-princess...
[It's going to be the most predictable request ever, but here he goes anyway.]
Can ya do it skin-on-skin? I-
[Another gasp.]
...I ain't got nothin' else to promise ya, but I could die happy if ya did this for me!
Please!
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Yeah, it's predictable, but hearing him beg is so...satisfying.]
If you have nothing left to offer, why bother asking?
[But of course she isn't just going to give it to him. If he really wants it that bad, surely he can think of something.]
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[Brady grunts uncomfortably, trying to think through the haze of ecstasy currently clouding his mind.]
I'll, uh... ah... p-pull some strings with Chrom. See if ya can get this castle full time. O-or somethin' from the treasure vault. Like a goo-aaahhh-ood will present!
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[She shifts her foot a bit, applying enough pressure to probably be almost uncomfortable.]
It would be nice to have a little vacation home here of my own.
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[A low groan rumbles up from the back of Brady's throat as Kaguya presses down harder.]
A-an' then I could cook and clean for ya even more often. Whenever ya want. P-please, princess...
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[My my, he really was willing to go all out for this.]
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Th-that's up ta you. Just this once for now, and then ya can decide what I'm worth as a servant.
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You'd need a very impressive bargaining chip for an encore performance. But very well, I will do this. Once.
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[But if he can get through this, it'll be an experience he won't soon forget. Kaguya's feet are downright heavenly, and even more so now that she's jerking him off with them.]
Thanks, princess... thanks so much!
[He can't keep the smile from his face as he opens up his robes and pulls down his underwear, exposing his throbbing cock. It's definitely hard and ready by this point, twitching in anticipation of the feel of Kaguya's toes against it.]
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She watches almost impatiently as he exposes himself to her. Hearing his words of gratitude seemed almost repetitive at this point. When he was finally partially disrobed, she glanced down at him for a moment. Well, he was certainly eager.
She tilts her head to the side, almost curious to see his reaction as she ever so slowly begins to lower her foot.]
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It might seem like an eternity to him, but in reality, it's only a few seconds before the sole of her foot presses down against his reaction, pressing it down against him.]
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Still, now that things have finally gotten to this part, all the bargaining and anticipation is paying off for him. Brady eagerly watches those lovely feet as Kaguya pushes down, biting back a gasp as his breath catches in his throat for a moment.]
Hah...!
[He eagerly thrusts up against her foot, his back arching as he tilts his head back. After letting out a few quick breaths, he relaxes a little and seems ready for more.
That was close - he hadn't been expecting just the touch of her foot alone to feel so amazing. But Brady's definitely glad he was right before. There is most definitely something indescribably amazing and perfect about this girl's feet.]
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For a moment there when he lost control, Kaguya nearly thought he was going to come just from that little initial bit of contact. If he had, she would never have let him live it down, as if she was going to allow that anyway.]
You almost lost it there, didn't you?
[She didn't start moving yet. She was content to just allow her foot to lightly press down on him for the moment.]
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