CALL ME OUT MEME

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The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.

Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.

2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

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Yuna

[saber_sayaka]

[A sword stabs down right in front of the girl as she walks down the street. A heavily armored woman follows, landing on the pommel of the hilt and balancing perfectly on it.]

Found you.

[Many swords are peeking out from underneath the woman's cape that wraps around her body.]

[drank_the_milk]

Yeah, guess you did.

[Yuna looks up at the woman, undaunted and with a confident smile on her face.]

Think you can take me?

[saber_sayaka]

Take you? I will kill you. Plain and simple.

[With a wave of the cape, the swords go shooting at Yuna.]

[drank_the_milk]

Whoa!

[That definitely takes her by surprise, but Yuna's not an Archer class for nothing, and she's nimble enough to pull an aerial dodge to avoid the brunt of the attack. As she hurtles through the air, there's a flash of light as twin pistols appear in her hands, and she returns fire with a barrage of magical bullets. She lands some ways away from her original location, sensing she's in for a long fight.]

What's with that? I'm supposed to be the Archer class!

[saber_sayaka]

[She sweeps the cape in front of her to block the bullets. When she pushes it back, iron shards, the remnants of the swords that she had conjured to protect herself, fall out of the cape.]

...I thought Archers had good eyesight. Take a look around, Archer--these are swords. Why would I use swords if I were an Archer?

[Troll, Oktavia, troll.]

Perhaps...I just like the most efficient way to defeat my enemies.

[Another wave of swords is sent toward Archer.

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna fires off a few more rounds at some of the incoming swords, blasting them out of the way and dodge-rolling past the rest of them. This is going to be difficult - she hadn't counted on a member of one of the other classes being able to match her at ranged combat.]

Is that the only trick you've got?

[saber_sayaka]

[If Yuna's attacks are percision bullets, then Oktavia is a gattling gun. Her aim is not good--the only reason she retains the advantage is because she got in the element of surprise and her broad range which ensured she would always hit something. However, if she were to continue attacking like this, sooner or later, Yuna would be able to see through her patterns of attack.]

Of course not.

[This time, the swords are in her hand. She charges forward, the fluttering cape obscuring her movements.]

Rarity

[misterunsmiley]

{What's black and red and stuck standing perfectly still? Shadow the Hedgehog getting fitted for formal attire. He lets out a sigh.]

How much longer is this going to take?

[prissy_hooves]

You can't rush perfection, Shadow.

Yuna

[timeinhishands]

[There will be a large blue burst of light that is giving a pulsating glow from the far room in the back. The only thing causing it not to blind particularly anybody is the fact that it is closed, but the cracks under and around the door still shows that light seeping out.

Should she come closer, there will be low chanting and a large surge of magical power growing bigger and bigger. That is if she is curious to know what he is doing inside his personal workshop that is making him late for her own training that he had promised her.]

[drank_the_milk]

[Whatever he's doing in there looks and sounds pretty awesome, but also like the sort of thing that could backfire really dangerously if interrupted. So she'll wait for what seems like a natural break in the action before she knocks on his door.]

Sayaka (because don't you just love time paradoxes)

[saber_sayaka]

[Oktavia plops the struggling Puella Magi down on the ground after saving her from the enemy's attack. She glares at Sayaka.]

Dear god. I'm such a fool.

[knight_of_discord]

Hey! What was that for! I was doing fine out there!

[Because this is something she has to do alone. If she's not good enough to hack it by herself, then she deserves whatever she gets.]

[saber_sayaka]

That thing could have easily destroyed your soul gem. It's the only thing you can't heal from.

[Five seconds into the conversation and she's already getting a headache. She knows her past self was stupid...but was she really this stupid?]

[knight_of_discord]

You think I don't know that? I've done this before.

[saber_sayaka]

How many times?

[Two? Three? This was relatively early in her career, wasn't it?]

You're still a rookie.

[knight_of_discord]

[After she's learned the truth about the soul gem but before she's lost it completely and started to just go berserker mode on witches, yeah. So definitely no more than a few.]

What, so you're going to show me how it's done? Is that it? Look, thanks and all, but I didn't ask for your help, and I don't want your pity.

[More like she doesn't think she even deserves something like that at this point.]

[saber_sayaka]

Pity? No. I will never give you any pity. Only disdain.

[Oktavia too believes that believes that she is not even worth pity. After all, she is nothing more than a killing machine.]

[knight_of_discord]

Fine, at least I'm used to that.

[She gets nothing but from Homura and Kyoko, after all. Or at least that's how she sees it.]

[saber_sayaka]

You're not worth anything else. Not as long as you remain such an idiot.

[knight_of_discord]

I know, all right! Shut up already! I know I'm an idiot! I know I've already thrown away everything that would ever make me worthwhile! Fighting witches is the only thing I'm good for anymore.

[saber_sayaka]

Idiot.

[She sighs.]

If you're going to be like this, you really are worth nothing. Haven't you ever considered how Madoka would feel if you disappeared? How Hitomi and Kyosuke would feel? And what about Kyouko? Even if you're already a Puella Magi, it's not too late now!

[knight_of_discord]

[...what.]

H-how do you know about Madoka? And Hitomi and Kyosuke and Kyoko? Have you been following me?

[Sayaka sweeps her hand out to the side, causing a dozen swords to flash into existence in the air, and one in her hand. They're just hovering there for the time being, but she's clearly been put on the defensive.]

Answer me! If you even think about going after my friends...

[saber_sayaka]

I've shadowed you from the moment that you made that wish. The moment you wrote, no, threw away your future.

[Oktavia too waves her hand. A dozen swords of different types float in front of her, circling her like some sort of defense.]

Do not worry about that. I would never go after your friends. After all, they are not the insufferable idiots around here.

[knight_of_discord]

You're right, I threw it away. I threw away all the happiness I could have had on a stupid dream that could never come true. Now I'm just a monster.

[She takes a step back, bringing her own blade up horizontally across her front, ready to deflect anything that might be coming at her. And she's looking more than a little suspicious and wary about this stranger's technique, too.]

So you're here for me, then? I thought so. Why don't you just get it over with? If all you want is to kill me, cut it out with the lecture already!