CALL ME OUT MEME

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The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.

Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.

2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

Comments

[drank_the_milk]

Yeah, guess you did.

[Yuna looks up at the woman, undaunted and with a confident smile on her face.]

Think you can take me?

[saber_sayaka]

Take you? I will kill you. Plain and simple.

[With a wave of the cape, the swords go shooting at Yuna.]

[drank_the_milk]

Whoa!

[That definitely takes her by surprise, but Yuna's not an Archer class for nothing, and she's nimble enough to pull an aerial dodge to avoid the brunt of the attack. As she hurtles through the air, there's a flash of light as twin pistols appear in her hands, and she returns fire with a barrage of magical bullets. She lands some ways away from her original location, sensing she's in for a long fight.]

What's with that? I'm supposed to be the Archer class!

[saber_sayaka]

[She sweeps the cape in front of her to block the bullets. When she pushes it back, iron shards, the remnants of the swords that she had conjured to protect herself, fall out of the cape.]

...I thought Archers had good eyesight. Take a look around, Archer--these are swords. Why would I use swords if I were an Archer?

[Troll, Oktavia, troll.]

Perhaps...I just like the most efficient way to defeat my enemies.

[Another wave of swords is sent toward Archer.

[drank_the_milk]

[Yuna fires off a few more rounds at some of the incoming swords, blasting them out of the way and dodge-rolling past the rest of them. This is going to be difficult - she hadn't counted on a member of one of the other classes being able to match her at ranged combat.]

Is that the only trick you've got?

[saber_sayaka]

[If Yuna's attacks are percision bullets, then Oktavia is a gattling gun. Her aim is not good--the only reason she retains the advantage is because she got in the element of surprise and her broad range which ensured she would always hit something. However, if she were to continue attacking like this, sooner or later, Yuna would be able to see through her patterns of attack.]

Of course not.

[This time, the swords are in her hand. She charges forward, the fluttering cape obscuring her movements.]