CALL ME OUT MEME

[hurf_durf]

The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.

Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.

2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

Comments

[pygmalion_perv]

[Well, pervert's pride demands that he is open and honest about this. He gave up feeling embarrassed about his preferences long ago. That attitude brought him nothing but pain. He does laugh a little sheepishly, though, bobbing there in front of her.]

I like your feet! I think they're really attractive.

[seyitloud]

[ Although they say that curiosity kills the cat, the fact that somebody finds her feet of all things attractive takes Seychelles aback to the point that she cannot help but ask questions that she knows she is likely to regret. ]

In what ways?

[pygmalion_perv]

It's kind of hard to explain, but I'll try! You have the most graceful curvature I've ever seen on your arches, your toes are the perfect width - slender, but not too bony - and each one is perfectly proportionally shorter than the last! From the first time I saw you, I was really struck with their beauty!

[seyitloud]

I never thought that anybody would have paid that much attention to such trivial details, but now that I think about it, I guess it's also kind of nice to know that somebody actually noticed me for once in my life, too.

[ even though the attention was somewhat on the creepy side, seychelles in some ways prefers it to the life of invisibility that she faces almost every day.

besides, hachibe was thus far still less creepy than france, which is always a bonus.

always. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! Any guy who hasn't noticed your feet doesn't know what he's missing! They're definitely the cutest ones I've ever seen!

[He grins, unashamedly complimenting her and giving a big happy-looking thumbs up gesture as they float there in the pool. Usually girls don't take this sort of confession as well as she is, so he seems pretty excited about it.]

[seyitloud]

[ Seychelles would have been too polite to express her disapproval of his confession aloud even if her reaction had been a negative one. ]

S-So exactly how many feet have you been looking at?

[pygmalion_perv]

It's not like I spend all my time staring at them or anything... it's more like I can kind of just zero in when I see perfect ones.

[Like some sort of crazy Pervbot 5000 body part scan that takes place automatically.]

[seyitloud]

It almost sounds like you've got a kind of sixth sense when you put it that way.

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah, I've had those kinds of fetishes almost since I can remember, so it's kind of second nature by this point.

[seyitloud]

[ okay, that last statement might actually give france a run for his money. ]

I just remembered that I've got an urgent meeting with my boss.

[pygmalion_perv]

Oh, uh, sorry... I didn't mean to freak you out or anything. But if you're ever tired from running around to important meetings and stuff like that, I give a pretty good massage...!

[seyitloud]

[ oh, no. is she that obvious? time to work on the art of discretion. ]

N-no, c'est vrai, I actually do have an urgent meeting with my boss. I think he wanted to talk about the state of the Seychellois economy. Yeah.

[pygmalion_perv]

Oh... um, all right, then.

[He tries to cover up his disappointment with a laugh. Good job, Hachibe, you chased another one off. :|]

[seyitloud]

[ so it's true when they say that ignorance is bliss. ]

I'm really sorry about all this.

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah.

[He's not going to apologize over it, because he has a staunch policy of not being ashamed of who he is or what he likes, but he's clearly sad about it. It's tough when things turn out this way.]

I know it's pretty weird, so I can't blame you for not wanting to hang out anymore. I hope everything turns out all right for you, Seychelles. I really will miss you.