CALL ME OUT MEME

[hurf_durf]

The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.

Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.

2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

Comments

[emperor_penguin]

Too fuckin' long. Who the hell let you out?

[eaterofworlds]

You never came to visit and I was feeling a bit nostalgic.

I was thinking about you recently. I wonder if you might be forgetting where you came from. You've settled far too comfortably into this life of hedonism.

It seems to suit you better than any role you had in Dreamland.

[emperor_penguin]

Yeah, well Dreamland's gone now, so this is all I got now. And whose fault was that, I wonder?

[eaterofworlds]

Dreamland had no guardians strong enough to protect it. You could say I was just bringing the inevitable.

Still, I am sure you still have part of it with you. I am sure you can remember the faces, the voices, the screams.

I can still remember the tastes. There were none like it. Likely, there never will be any like it again.

[emperor_penguin]

Dreamland was doin' just fine before your pink ass came along. Land of milk and honey and sunshine and rainbow farts. Woulda survived too if Meta-Knight'd stuck around.

[He still blames him for that, rather than himself. Still, though, he grips his hammer even more tightly.]

You're right about that. But Dreamland'll never die while I'm alive to remember it, and I sure as hell don't intend to follow the rest of it down your slimy gullet.

[eaterofworlds]

As much fun as it would be to continue our old fight, those days are long gone. You don't have the same fire within you anymore.

There are others who still have further to fall. I should spend my free time seeing to them, instead.

I will even make you a promise, for old time's sake.

We will never meet again.

Though, I would keep your hammer arm strong. Where there is hope, there are worse monsters ready to steal it away. You are growing far too large to go unnoticed.

[emperor_penguin]

Can't say I'm surprised. I got nothin' left you'd be interested in takin' from me at this point.

[He huffs in irritation. A large part of him wants to have that last showdown, but he knows it would be meaningless now.]

You think you gotta remind me after all that? I'm already preparin' for the worst. I'll be damned if I let that shit happen twice.

[eaterofworlds]

I am happy to hear that. I would be embarrassed if I found that no one took the lessons I taught to heart.

Enjoy yourself, King. I must return before Meta-Knight, in his thoughtless obsession, realizes he has a chance to enact his revenge.

[He is gone as quickly, and as quietly, as he came.]