CALL ME OUT MEME
The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.
Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.
2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.
3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!
Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.
2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.
3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

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[She's not all that surprised that he's so compliant, but she didn't expect him to do so immediately. He didn't even put up a bit of a fight. He really was a slave to her feet.
Punishment? Something like that. Kaguya was going to see how much she could make him writhe and beg. Fitting for a servant, no? She smirks as she leans forward in her chair, lifting a foot so it hovers just above his groin.]
Were you expecting me to touch you?
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Ahhhh... uh... y-yeah, kinda.
[Unable to control his visceral reaction to the proximity of Kaguya's foot, Brady's hips thrust up from the floor in an effort to get closer.]
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I still could.
[Whether that's a threat or a potential reward, she leaves unclear. Making him guess was amusing. She laughs as he thrusts upwards, lifting her foot just out of reach.]
I didn't say you could do that.
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...Ya want me to beg for it, don't ya?
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It might help.
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Please... please! Uh... Princess! Yer right, I have a thing for feet. Always have. But I've never seen 'em as beautiful as yours.
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His praying motion amuses her to no end. He was worshiping her feet as if they were his deity.]
Never?
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Never in my whole life! And, uh... it ain't like I haven't been lookin'.
[An admission that just makes him blush even more. He's always controlled himself at camp, but of course he's seen some of his comrades barefoot before. He's a healer, it's only natural.]
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[Of course she had to bring up that little bit of logic. Making him admit everything was so much fun, after all. She wiggles her toes over him, grinning to herself.]
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[He's pretty sure that's not what he said, but he has to take a second or two to go over it in his head.]
...whatever! I have looked, okay? Yer feet're even prettier than Cynthia's.
[She's going to have so much dirt on him if she ever decides to talk to anyone else from the army. His eyes are riveted to her toes as he spills his secrets.]
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Look, being honest can get you rewards.
[And she'll be sure to remind him of that sooner or later. Kaguya liked having something to hold over others.]
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Ohhhh...
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If you want any more, you need to beg for it.
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Please, Princess. Ya do this for me, and I'll do anythin' you want. Massages every day, cookin', cleanin', serenade ya with violin music - name it. For as long as yer a guest of Ylisse.
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I believe that sounds fair. And should you fail to hold up your end of the bargain, there will be no place in this kingdom or beyond you will be able to hide from your shame.
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[Brady lets out a brief groan as Kaguya strokes him with her foot, his breathing quickening as he nods.]
Y-yeah... I get it.
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Good. I'd hate to have to repeat myself.
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[Brady closes his eyes for a moment as Kaguya's foot moves back and forth, but he quickly opens them again to watch her in action.]
Yeah, just like that...
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I believe you forgot the magic word.
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Ah... p-please. Please keep goin'!
[Honestly, what he'd really love is to get those robes of his out of the way and feel her on his skin, but he's not even sure what else he could bargain away to her for that particular pleasure. This does, however, result in a mostly unconscious adjusting of his robes with his hands while she's stopped, opening them up just slightly.]
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But he did say please. So she continued rubbing him just a little bit. She could tell what he wanted. His shifting of his robes wasn't very subtle. She wouldn't mention it though. If he wanted more, he'd need to request it.]
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And finally, of course, he has to ask.]
P-princess...
[It's going to be the most predictable request ever, but here he goes anyway.]
Can ya do it skin-on-skin? I-
[Another gasp.]
...I ain't got nothin' else to promise ya, but I could die happy if ya did this for me!
Please!
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Yeah, it's predictable, but hearing him beg is so...satisfying.]
If you have nothing left to offer, why bother asking?
[But of course she isn't just going to give it to him. If he really wants it that bad, surely he can think of something.]
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[Brady grunts uncomfortably, trying to think through the haze of ecstasy currently clouding his mind.]
I'll, uh... ah... p-pull some strings with Chrom. See if ya can get this castle full time. O-or somethin' from the treasure vault. Like a goo-aaahhh-ood will present!
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[She shifts her foot a bit, applying enough pressure to probably be almost uncomfortable.]
It would be nice to have a little vacation home here of my own.
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