CALL ME OUT MEME

[hurf_durf]

The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.

Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.

2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

Comments

Hachibe

[seyitloud]

CANNONBALL!!

[ To passersby, such a warning from someone of Seychelles stature seems almost ludicrous. Nevertheless, no sooner is the warning emitted than a wave rolls toward the other inhabitants of the pool, threatening to engulf anyone in its path.

What do? ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Wha-!

[Yeah, he didn't really expect that. The wave washes over Hachibe, and by the time Seychelles surfaces, he's floating face down at the top of the water.]

[seyitloud]

[ as if anybody is ever prepared for a cannonball regardless of how obvious the perpetrator makes their intentions. ]

Whoops. Was that too much?

[pygmalion_perv]

[There's a bit of burbling for a few moments before he rights himself. Good as new! Unknown to Seychelles, his suddenly returned vitality is due to him having opened his eyes underwater to get a glimpse of her feet as she keeps herself afloat.]

Hahaha... nope, I'm fine!

[Maybe blushing a little, though.]

[seyitloud]

Thank goodness. [ she heaves a sigh of relief. ] I assumed you heard my warning, so I thought everything would be okay, but I guess I was wrong, and I'm sorry.

Should I bring a megaphone next time?

[pygmalion_perv]

It's no problem! I didn't expect the splash to be so big! I probably should have gotten further out of the way, haha...

[Grinning back at her, he rubs the back of his neck in embarrassment.]

[seyitloud]

So even somebody like me can forget their own strength sometimes! [ a sheepish laugh. ] What say I give you until the count of 20 or 30 from now on? That ought to give you enough time to escape, right?

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah, that sounds good! Plenty of time. But you know, I really should get you back for that just now.

[seyitloud]

[ her heart almost skips a beat. ]

S-say what now?

[pygmalion_perv]

Get ready!

[Nothing too overtly creepy here. Certainly nothing France-level. Hachibe disappears underneath the water, swimming over to tickle at the bottoms of Seychelles' feet. He'll stop if it looks like she's going to drown or something, but he knows she's a good enough swimmer to deal with something like this.]

[seyitloud]

Hein ? For wh -

[ Nothing could have prepared Seychelles for this regardless of whether the actions of her friend constituted a France-level of creepiness. Hachibe might even, in fact, want to keep his distance lest her shock lead her to strike him across the face with her foot on accident.

Yet once Seychelles regains her composure, she at last begins to laugh, allowing her limbs to relax now that she was aware of what was happening. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

[He actually does take a kick to the face in the early stages of things, but this does little to deter him - Hachibe is a man on a mission right now, and that mission is to pursue his parts love. He'll come back up with a small bruise on his left cheek, but not after spending about half a minute under the water tickling at the soles of Seychelle's feet and toes.]

[seyitloud]

Are we even yet?

[ she takes a breath every now and again as she speaks. it's been a while since she last laughed like that. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

[Catching that just as he resurfaces, rubbing the bruise on his cheek.]

Yeah, I think so.

[He's grinning pretty broadly and still blushing.]

[seyitloud]

Really?

Even with that bruise I must have given you when you startled me? I'm sorry about that, too! [ gosh she is just so clumsy today. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Well, I could always go back down there.

[Winking and laughing.]

[seyitloud]

[ she attempts what she hopes is a subtle shift in the opposite direction. ]

N-No way. You'll only find yourself with even more bruises than before!

[pygmalion_perv]

It's okay, I'm not really gonna do it. But bruises like this are nothing for the chance to tickle those cute toes of yours!

[Whoops. Well, a statement like that was probably going to come out eventually.]

[seyitloud]

[ she picks at her ear with her finger. her ears must be filthy to have heard what she thought she heard. ]

Excuse me?

[pygmalion_perv]

[Well, pervert's pride demands that he is open and honest about this. He gave up feeling embarrassed about his preferences long ago. That attitude brought him nothing but pain. He does laugh a little sheepishly, though, bobbing there in front of her.]

I like your feet! I think they're really attractive.

[seyitloud]

[ Although they say that curiosity kills the cat, the fact that somebody finds her feet of all things attractive takes Seychelles aback to the point that she cannot help but ask questions that she knows she is likely to regret. ]

In what ways?

[pygmalion_perv]

It's kind of hard to explain, but I'll try! You have the most graceful curvature I've ever seen on your arches, your toes are the perfect width - slender, but not too bony - and each one is perfectly proportionally shorter than the last! From the first time I saw you, I was really struck with their beauty!

[seyitloud]

I never thought that anybody would have paid that much attention to such trivial details, but now that I think about it, I guess it's also kind of nice to know that somebody actually noticed me for once in my life, too.

[ even though the attention was somewhat on the creepy side, seychelles in some ways prefers it to the life of invisibility that she faces almost every day.

besides, hachibe was thus far still less creepy than france, which is always a bonus.

always. ]

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! Any guy who hasn't noticed your feet doesn't know what he's missing! They're definitely the cutest ones I've ever seen!

[He grins, unashamedly complimenting her and giving a big happy-looking thumbs up gesture as they float there in the pool. Usually girls don't take this sort of confession as well as she is, so he seems pretty excited about it.]

[seyitloud]

[ Seychelles would have been too polite to express her disapproval of his confession aloud even if her reaction had been a negative one. ]

S-So exactly how many feet have you been looking at?