CALL ME OUT MEME

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The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.

Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.

2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.

3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

Comments

[pygmalion_perv]

Do you always wear your hair like that?

[fencefatale]

— Huh?

[What kind of question is that? But, she'll answer it nonetheless. It's not like it's a horrible question, such as "What are your three sizes?"]

Actually, yes. I do.

[pygmalion_perv]

If I gave you this, would you consider tying it back in a ponytail?

[He holds out a red ribbon made of shimmering fabric. It's actually a fairly high level defensive accessory with some decent stat-boosting enchantments on it.]

[fencefatale]

Wait. You're giving this to me for free?

[She's certainly shocked, but she's certainly not all that surprised. After all, a lot of people have confessed to her in the past. Though the ribbon does have good stats...]

[pygmalion_perv]

As long as you'll use it, sure! It took me a while to get it.

[Which is probably an impressive claim in and of itself, considering this guy seems to be a barefisted combat specialist judging by his own equipment.]

[fencefatale]

Wow.

[Asuna smiles, completely forgetting that she had just died a few moments before.]

I'd be glad to accept your gift, um...

[pygmalion_perv]

Hachibe Maeda, age 15, at your service!

[All bright smiles over here.]

[fencefatale]

You're younger than me?

[Go figure. Why is that all the guys who crush on her are years younger than she is?]

[pygmalion_perv]

Huh? Well, yeah, I guess. Is that a problem?

[fencefatale]

No... no, not at all. It's just funny.

[pygmalion_perv]

So you'll take it, right?

[fencefatale]

[She gives him a warm smile and decides to accept his offer.]

Yeah, I will. Thanks.

[pygmalion_perv]

Great! I can't wait to see how it looks on you!

[He eagerly hands it over!]

[fencefatale]

[After pressing the okay button (technically, a circle) to accept, she scrolls through her items, rearranging some things before finally equipping the item.]

Well? It's not weird looking or anything, is it?

[pygmalion_perv]

No, it's amazing! It looks incredible on you!

[Just... this face now. Blushing and far too enthusiastic over a simple ribbon, even if it does have amazing stats. He's circling around to the side to get a look in profile.]

[fencefatale]

[Asuna will stare in shock for a few moments before regaining her composure. It's just a ribbon, dude. Get over it.]

Ahaha... thanks.

[pygmalion_perv]

Yes, this is it! This is definitely it! I'm so happy!

[fencefatale]

W-... what's definitely it?

[If the game allowed her to put question marks over her head, there would be so many right now.]

[pygmalion_perv]

Your ears! I knew it!

[fencefatale]

My... ears?

[Is there something wrong with her ears? Other than the fact that she's wearing purple earrings.]

[pygmalion_perv]

Yeah! They're beautiful! So beautiful that you don't even need those earrings at all to make them look cute - they're incredible all on their own! That graceful curvature... and I bet they're soft like marshmallows, too!

[fencefatale]

[Asuna immediately takes a step back, covering her ears with her hands. She's completely embarrassed and unsure whether to laugh, cry, blush, or hit this idiot with the handle of her sword.]

[pygmalion_perv]

No, don't be embarrassed! I didn't mean it like that!

[fencefatale]

Then explain.

[She'll take out her rapier and point it directly at him. She's not going to kill him (she could never do such a thing), but she can damage him pretty badly.]

[pygmalion_perv]

I saw you a few towns back sitting and relaxing by a fountain enjoying the breeze, and you brushed your hair back over your ear... it was just for a moment, but I knew for sure right then and there that yours were the ears I've been looking for my whole life! After that, I set out on a solo quest to find the best ribbon in the game to accentuate their beauty in hopes that I'd find you again someday so I could give it to you. I can't even tell you how many times I almost died trying to get it to drop. But I finally got it, and I just ran into you again here - it's like fate! Here you are, right in front of me, wearing the ribbon I worked so hard to get for you... and you look absolutely radiant!

[For what it's worth, he seems both sincere and completely unafraid of the rapier.]