CALL ME OUT MEME
The fancy table I had here before was woefully out of date and I'm too lazy to update the code! So instead, here is my muselist! Anyone currently listed as being played in a game or in the 'Homeless/Memes/Museboxes' section is fair game for threading.
Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.
2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.
3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!
Instructions:
1) Leave a top-level comment with the name of one of my muses and a thread starter.
2) PM me to let me know you did that, since I don't get notifs for new comments to this post.
3) Let the pretendy funtimes begin!

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Never saw the point.
[With a shrug, Brady kneels down in front of Kaguya, gingerly taking one of her feet in his hands. He takes a quick glance at her face first, but without further complaint he starts in on the massage, pressing his thumbs into her sole and rotating them around as he looks for the spots where she's the most sore.]
Lemme know if you want me to use any of ma's fancy oils.
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Perhaps you should learn, then.
[She half expected him to be absolutely horrible at this, watching intently as he takes her foot in his hands. Interestingly enough, he's actually not bad at all. Competent, even. Impressive. She lets out a sigh as his thumbs work into her sole.]
Have you done this before?
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There ain't no point in dressin' up what you say. Just say it.
[But for all his gruff demeanor, Brady's definitely got the hands of a healer. Finding an especially tight group of muscles, he moves up there to press in a little harder.]
Only every day. Ma always wants me to rub her sweaty damn feet at the end of the day.
[And even though he's talking about it like that, Brady's actually smiling.]
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[Kaguya relaxes a bit, leaning back in the chair as his hands work their magic. She could get used to this. Although it's good to hear he's had some practice. And with that smile on his face, it seemed he actually enjoyed it. Of course she can't let it go.]
For sounding so ornery about it, you certainly seem to like it.
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[And as much as that topic irritates him, Brady is nothing if not attentive to the needs of others. That attention comes through full force in his massage as he rolls his thumbs over the sore spot, diligently working his way from the middle of Kaguya's sole up to the area just under her toes.]
...So I love my ma. Ain't a big deal.
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[Another sigh of contentment escapes her lips at his skillful ministrations. Well, so much for the soreness. He was working it away like water worked away stone.]
Mm. I wasn't referring to just your mother.
[As if to make her point, she wiggles her toes.]
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Guh...!
[Yeah, there's really no way to avoid blushing at that. Between Kaguya's snarky words and the sudden teasing of her toes, Brady's pretty much at a loss here.]
W-what're ya tryin' to say?
[...Not that he's stopping. Brady's a stubborn one, so he takes two of Kaguya's toes between his thumbs and forefingers, rolling them back and forth.]
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Is something the matter?
[Her smirk only widens as she watches him.]
You have a thing for feet, don't you?
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I do not!
[Maybe.
Maybe a little.
Brady's breath hitches in the back of his throat as Kaguya wiggles her toes, his fingers trembling just slightly as he squeezes at them again.]
Not that yers ain't nice 'n soft...
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Oh? Then why be so defensive about it?
[And he didn't even let go of her toes! That's not a very convincing act he's putting on. She laughs at his following statement. Well, if that wasn't a confession, she didn't know what was.]
Do you feel privileged?
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[Grumbling to himself, he sets her foot down flat on the floor before gesturing at the other one.]
Gimme the other one.
[He turns his hand up for her to put her foot in, fully intent on faithfully finishing his job and then fleeing into the night to escape this embarrassing scene.]
Dunno what ya mean.
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[She's simply egging him on. Rather successfully, too. She gladly lifts her other foot slowly, wiggling her toes as she does. Just for the entertainment factor.]
Very few people get to touch me.
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Guess I'm pretty lucky then, yeah?
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[While she doesn't really mind that he's starting on her toes, she absolutely must tease him about it. Not that she's going to stop wiggling those digits, either. It's pretty obvious that it distracts him.]
I do believe you missed a spot.
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[What a thing to blurt out, Brady. When will he learn to keep his stupid mouth shut. Realizing his mistake, he ducks his head down and keeps on quietly rolling her toes back and forth.]
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Oh my.~ Is that what you desire? To kiss my feet?
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If that's yer command.
[Yes.]
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[She lifts her foot closer to his face, wiggling those pretty little toes. Kaguya has to wonder how well he'll be able to control himself. This is the first time she's ever had someone so infatuated with her feet of all things.]
Go on, I'm waiting.
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...hah...
[But he's pretty much at the breaking point with this. He's already been doing a terrible job at pretending this isn't turning him on immensely, and the small moan he lets out as he presses a tender kiss to Kaguya's toes definitely isn't helping matters.]
Mmm... soft...
[He smiles against her toes as he kisses each one in turn, sighing pleasurably as they wiggle up against his face.]
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Hah. Look at you...so worked up over my feet.
[She doesn't stop the wiggling of her toes, even as he kisses each one. It was almost like he was lost in them.]
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[It's a pretty half-hearted response on Brady's end, even though he is feeling more than a little embarrassed about all of this. It's just that his arousal far outstrips his shame at this point, and he's going to milk this opportunity for all it's worth.]
...Damn your toes're cute.
[He even switches feet to make sure to kiss every single toe on the second one as well. Those toes wiggling up against his face are like some kind of drug. They even smell sweet. And the whole time, he's keeping up with a deep and sensual massage on Kaguya's soles.]
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[She's almost tempted to pull her foot away, just to see his reaction. Almost. If it weren't for him keeping up that wonderful massage, she very well might have.]
Oh? Are you sure that's the correct word?
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...S-sexy.
[And screw it. If she's going to tease him anyway, he might as well go whole hog on this thing. Brady moves his lips back toward Kaguya's big toe, wrapping them gently around it and starting to suck lightly.]
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You'd do anything for them, wouldn't you?
[She was teasing, yes. But she suspected she already knew the answer. Her giggles intensify as he takes her toe into his mouth.]
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[Becoming more bold now, Brady slips a second toe into his mouth, licking down between them as his tongue swirls around.]
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